{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"hush-and-ring-twin-bell-alarm-clock","title":"Hush \u0026 Ring Twin-Bell Alarm Clock — Loud Analog, 4-Inch Metal, No Phone Needed (Mint Green)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour phone has one legitimate job in the bedroom. This takes it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\"But I need my phone for my alarm\" is the excuse that keeps it on the nightstand — and the nightstand is where \u003cem\u003eone more scroll\u003c\/em\u003e becomes 1 a.m. You're not lazy. Your kid isn't lazy. The phone is just very, very good at its job, and its job is keeping you on it. Willpower runs out at night. That's not a character flaw; that's how willpower works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo don't fight the phone. Fire it. Take away the alarm and it has no reason to be in the room at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA bell you can't swipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nTwin-bell analog: a steel hammer swinging between two metal bells until a hand reaches over and turns it off. Not a chime. Not a gentle fade-in. Not something a half-asleep thumb can dismiss and forget about. Set it on the nightstand, not across the room — you've been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMetal body. Four inches. Zero pixels.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nCase and face in metal, easy-set dial on the back. It's the clock you grew up with, and it's nostalgic enough that a teenager will actually leave it out instead of burying it in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBacklight on demand.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOne button lights the face when you need the time at 3 a.m. Nothing glowing at you the rest of the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRuns on one AA. No app, ever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo cable, no charger, no firmware update, no subscription, no feed. (Battery not included — take one out of the remote.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30-day returns, any reason.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIf the phone wins, send it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne clock. One job. Done loud.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hush \u0026 Ring","offers":[{"title":"Mint Green","offer_id":43352826085437,"sku":"f8fdb44f-cb77-48f5-9283-c8535d82347b","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/3276\/1917\/files\/c24d4d82848b9fc67b36df8870d90280.jpg?v=1784214511"}],"url":"https:\/\/hushring.store\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Hush \u0026 Ring","version":"1.0","type":"link"}